Playing Counter-Strike is a lot like running a mafia family, which is why we’ve enlisted notable experts Vito_1337 and BarziniSucksLOL to share their wisdom with us about the similarities of one of the world’s best movies and the CS:GO matchmaking scene and the life lessons that apply to both.
Communicate well, cover their rotations, drop guns when they don’t have the money, and if they’re still raging, leave a severed horse head in their inventory.
It’s hazardous to your health.
Bonus points if they’re totally tilted by how you won the last round.
Or at least make sure you accept a handshake when it’s offered to you. Especially when you’re undercover!
I mean, throatshots are cool and all, but go for the guaranteed thing! You won’t always have the time for that second shot.
*except when you’re playing as CT and they’ve already planted the bomb, but in that case, rule #2 applies
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